Large Women Clothing
It wasn’t that long ago that large women clothing was the hardest clothing to
shop for and wear. The feeling of entering a store to find the large women clothing department was, firstly such a
dreaded experience, that’s as I’ve always felt we bigger women, as I’ve always called my self a full – figured
woman, or even as many others may describe themselves rubensque, or even chunky would always seem to opt for the
muumuu grandma sent from Hawaii or more often than not the hand-me- downs like sweat pants and plaid shirts grandpa
left us in his will.
Just entering the department of a large women clothing store was up there on
the most dreaded things ever to do, it certainly comes close to visiting your dentist. Then even your dentist is
kinder. When you finally pluck up the courage to go to the stores you were welcomed until lately by a sales clerk
who was petite, pretty and usually always very snooty. They would always make sure they expressed their dismay, by
rolling their eyes as they had to remove themselves of the phone from their Mr macho, letting out yet another sigh
when having to walk us to the special edition isle, as always obscured way in the back of the store, where there
was very few selections hung tauntingly on a remote neglected rail.
And as always our choices were just as appealing. Of all the rare selection of
large women clothing they all seemed to be the sparkled, spangled, appliquéd t-shirts with thick elastic waist
bands which makers never seem to disguise, and not forgetting them sleeveless, tacky-printed smocks, where in a
manual of sizes as it ever been said that larger women clothing have got to be decked out in glitter? Where was it
mandates that only larger women clothing as to be made and sold without sleeves, so we could maybe advertise
further the flopping folds of fat? And how is it out of all the styles available designers, and even designs, they
all seem to think only an elastic band will do for a waistband?
Ah, but then very wise entre preneurship of a select few eventually caught on
that-however unfortunately-there were quite a number of huge (well built) women out there that wore clothes that
maybe didn’t flash like a Christmas tree or didn’t look like they were wearing a pair of curtains. Delta Burke, she
went from beauty queen to overnight or should I say oversized star for numerous reasons, and therefore she as since
created a rational line of large women clothing which included pants that had lines and suits with jackets that
actually had style. J.Jill, plus size was another marketing company what caught on to the viability of such
profits, which are available in the large women clothing industry.
Then there was one god-awful expensive but very beautiful and realistic
clothing line which was offered in malls across the country: Lane Bryant she offered nylons and tights what didn’t
stop at just below the hips when you put them on, skirts that really had a panel and even more so a waist with
buttons running down the hem and a swirly A-line design that properly shaped and gave an excellent contour to
even the squarest potato body shapes. The suits were magnificent they had darts and plackets. The dresses had a
subtlety of colour combinations, which are unbelievable, but what topped them of f was the simplicity of the
design.
And so yet again women rights take another large step for
mankind forward…and eventually we are left not to be forced to squash into spikes or spin
and swirl with the extra sparkle of silver daisies and daffodils or on the odd occasions poppies always splayed
across a size twenty-two plus.
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